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February 5th, 2007 by Jared

I’m getting old. Or at least I’m acting old. I keep calling people by their wrong names. It’s not just that I mix up names, I mishear them and can’t remember to fix it the next time I say it. So I’m deaf and senile.

In other news, I almost broke someone’s kneecap at softball on Friday. He was pitching and I hit a rocket back at him. He didn’t have time to even put his glove on the ball and it smacked directly into his knee. He didn’t seem interested in my apology - probably in too much pain. I felt pretty bad though. I should probably practice my bunting.

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