July 7th, 2007 by Jared
Welcome to the first official Mellentine.com caption contest. To enter, write your best caption for the following photo in the comments section. I’ll choose the winner, probably with some help from Darla.
The scene is: Darla and Jared at a San Diego Padres game.

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July 7th, 2007 at 9:25 am
Darla: “I have to tell you something. I really haven’t been smuggling drugs in my belly for the past few months. Well, not just drugs. It turns out there’s a baby in there, too.”
Jared: “Shhh. I’m concentrating on what I’m going to write about for jurorsix.com.”
July 7th, 2007 at 9:57 am
Darla: “You fed the dogs before we left, right?”
Jared: “What dogs?”
July 7th, 2007 at 6:11 pm
Home run marries foul ball!
(Yes Jared, you’re the foul ball hahaha)
July 11th, 2007 at 3:22 pm
Darla= Jared, can we please go now?
Jared= NO DARLA! Can’t you see we’re having fun!!!!!!